Aluminum

*buzz buzz buzz*

Security: “Sir, could you please empty your pockets and pass through again?”

Me: “That’s funny… I didn’t think I had anything on me… just  a few coins…”

Security: “Okay, okay, just try it again, please.”

*buzz buzz buzz*

Security: “Okay, sir, I’m going to have to ask you just one more time…”

Me: “Oh, wait…  you don’t think it could be this GIANT aluminum frame?!”

About this image: digital photography lightly manipulated