Pyrus No. 1

More creepy pears with hardware. What can I say? It’s Monday.

Mac McDonald: “Charlie, give him the pear.”

Charlie Kelly: “I can’t. I just ate it.”

Mac McDonald: “The whole thing?

Charlie Kelly: “Yeah. It was pretty gross. And…”

Mac McDonald: “The stem and the… and the core and…”

Charlie Kelly: “You didn’t tell me not to eat the stem, dude!”

Mac McDonald: “Did you eat the stickers that are all over it?”

Charlie Kelly: “Yeah, it was gross!”

Mac McDonald: “Of course it’s gross, it’s a sticker, bro!”

Charlie Kelly: “I eat stickers all the time, dude!”

– Rob McElhenney & Charlie Day – It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia

About this image: digital photograph, lightly modified