More creepy pears with hardware. What can I say? It’s Monday.
Mac McDonald: “Charlie, give him the pear.”
Charlie Kelly: “I can’t. I just ate it.”
Mac McDonald: “The whole thing?
Charlie Kelly: “Yeah. It was pretty gross. And…”
Mac McDonald: “The stem and the… and the core and…”
Charlie Kelly: “You didn’t tell me not to eat the stem, dude!”
Mac McDonald: “Did you eat the stickers that are all over it?”
Charlie Kelly: “Yeah, it was gross!”
Mac McDonald: “Of course it’s gross, it’s a sticker, bro!”
Charlie Kelly: “I eat stickers all the time, dude!”
– Rob McElhenney & Charlie Day – It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
About this image: digital photograph, lightly modified