Ladies and gentlemen, this is the flight-deck… it appears that, uh… my scheduled painting will be delayed for a few weeks. We apologize for any inconvenience, and for the following, which, (give or take eleven and a completely different aircraft), I just couldn’t resist.
‘… Like a G6, like a G6
Now now now now now now
I’m feelin’ so fly like a G6…’
– Far East Movement – Like a G6
About this image: digital photograph taken and modified with smart phone (minimally edited in Photoshop)
Kinda makes me think ‘The Matrix’. With Apple Blossom Scent.
Cypher: “I know what you’re thinking, ’cause right now I’m thinking the same thing. Actually, I’ve been thinking it ever since I got here: Why oh why didn’t I take the BLUE pill?”
– Joe Pantoliano – The Matrix
About this image: digital photograph (Canon 600D) lightly modified in Adobe Photoshop
Fake ambrotype typewriter bits… just for grins. Have a great weekend, everyone!
Elvin: “It’s 2012 Winston. Typing is not a special skill.”
– Blake Garrett Rosenthal – New Girl
About this image: digital photograph (Canon 600D) heavily modified to replicate wet plate collodion
Totally exaggerated freckles (although I was tempted to pull them out even further). Ditto the luminous / iridescent / ‘Underworld-ish’ eyes. Over-processing. That’s just how I roll fake-ambrotype.
Selene: “We have a serious problem.”
– Kate Beckinsale – Underworld
About this image: digital photograph (Canon 600D) heavily modified to replicate wet plate collodion
Also, I finally finished assembling the support for my next project (fingers crossed that painting will be done / posted around the end of the month). Have a great weekend, everyone!
Forrest Gump: “One day, it started raining… and it didn’t quit for four months! We’ve been through every kind of rain there is: little bit of stinging rain… and big ‘ol fat rain… rain that flew in sideways… and sometimes rain even seemed to come straight up from underneath.”
– Tom Hanks – Forrest Gump
About this image: digital photograph shot and processed with smart phone
More slinky. I guess.
Ace Ventura: “Everyone loves a Slinky! You gotta’ get a Slinky! Slinky! Slinky! Go, Slinky, go!”
Jim Carrey – Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
About this image: digital photograph (Canon 300D) lightly modified in Adobe Photoshop
I’d hoped to share a milk droplet photo today, but after several hours of complete failure set-backs I decided to take a break and post some vector art instead. Take that, foodstuffs. Have a great weekend, everyone!
Ron Burgundy: “It’s so damn hot… milk was a bad choice…”
– Will Ferrell – Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
About this image: digital media – vector art created with Adobe Illustrator and Photoshop
Er… I’m… fairly certain it’s a ’58. I think. Maybe. Hmm…
‘Kill the headlights and put it in neutral…
Stock car flamin’ with a loser in the cruise-control…’
– Beck – Loser
About this image: digital photograph (Canon 300D) lightly modified in Adobe Photoshop
Refrigerator Magnate 