Headlights, 1958 Cadillac

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Er… I’m… fairly certain it’s a ’58. I think. Maybe. Hmm…

‘Kill the headlights and put it in neutral…

Stock car flamin’ with a loser in the cruise-control…’

– Beck – Loser

About this image: digital photograph (Canon 300D) lightly modified in Adobe Photoshop

Cadillac Flare

Solar fun! Wishing everyone a sunny weekend!

Dayman…

aaahhhh…

fighter of the Nightman…

aaahhhh…

champion of the sun…

aaahhhh…

you’re a master of karate and friendship for everyone…

– Charlie Day & Glenn Howerton – It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia

About this image: digital photograph taken with smart phone (moderately re-touched in Photoshop)

Medium Format Chevy

Look – a photo of a tail fin. On a 1957 Chevrolet. Or at least on a plastic model of one. That I built in high school. In a poorly ventilated area. As you’ve probably guessed I was very popular with the ladies (and struggle with complete sentences).

Random friend: What are you doing this weekend, Robert?

Me: Oh, you know… I’m painting a tiny distributor cap. In a poorly ventilated area.

Random friend: *blank stare*

Just in case you were wondering this model broke in a recent move. Bummer, right?

You: *blank stare?*

About this image: Digital photo moderately manipulated