This was a very delicate operation. Or… something like that.
‘ Follow me, don’t follow me…
I’ve got my spine, I’ve got my orange crush
Collar me, don’t collar me…
I’ve got my spine, I’ve got my orange crush’
– Orange Crush – R.E.M.
About this image: digital photograph (Canon 600D) lightly modified in Adobe Photoshop, printed and re-photographed digitally (Canon 600D) through ‘splattered’ glass – edited in Adobe Photoshop
A highly questionable source of vitamin… anything (something tells me the FDA would not approve). From the, “Honey… you’ll never guess what the neighbor is spray-painting now!” series of randomness.
Jason: “Well, I’m gonna go make a protein shake.”
– Jason Segel – Knocked Up
About this image: digital photograph (Canon 600D) lightly modified in Adobe Photoshop
Ah, yes… milk and eggs… the breakfast of champions (or a close second to Little Chocolate Doughnuts, anyway). Sadly, this is about the extent of my culinary talents… Anthony Bourdain I am not.
“…Little Chocolate Doughnuts. They taste good, and they’ve got the sugar I need to get me going in the morning. That’s why Little Chocolate Doughnuts have been on my training table since I was a kid…”
– John Belushi – Saturday Night Live
About this image: digital photograph, heavily modified
I recently came across an interesting article on light painting – and I gave it a try last night. There’s no expensive special equipment required – just your camera, a tripod, shutter release cable and a flashlight. Then, in low ambient light use long exposure times and the flashlight to ‘paint’ light on your subject(s). Blah blah blah. It is a lot of fun… and you can get some fairly interesting results.
What have I learned from all of this?
1. I need better subject matter.
2. There are apples buried in the back of our fridge (I have no idea how they got there).
3. I am not a wine drinker (evidence? label falling off old bottle and dirty, dirty glass).
*whew* That was fun. Now beer me, please!
About this image: Digital photo, 30 second exposure… at… f-11-ish? Moderately manipulated (quite a bit of dodging and burning with levels adjustment layers, etc.)
Refrigerator Magnate 