I intended to paint the Coke. But then I drank it all. It’s kinda my thing.
(Also…tomorrow Annabelle and I kick off our Big MFA Program World Tour. 2013. Hopefully I won’t say anything too ridiculous. See you in a bit!)
Marcus Burnett: “Mike… Mike… please, man… can you go down… have a Coke and a smile? Please!”
– Martin Lawrence – Bad Boys
About this image: acrylic painting on 9″x24″ MDF panel
It’s a Two-for-Thursday! Because… you know… I couldn’t make up my mind. I just hope you weren’t expecting pens.
James Bond: “… not exactly Christmas, is it?”
Q: “Were you expecting an exploding pen? We don’t really go in for that anymore.”
– Daniel Craig & Ben Whishaw – Skyfall
About this image: digital photographs (Canon 600D) lightly modified in Adobe Photoshop
Starting tomorrow I will be away, attempting to photograph… a wedding. I’ve never attempted event photography… please wish me luck… I’m not the best with this many moving parts (I really, really hope I don’t screw it up)! Have a great weekend, everyone – see you in a week or so!
Walter Sobchak: “Dude, are you f*****g this up?”
– John Goodman – The Big Lebowski
About this image: digital photograph (Canon 600D) lightly modified in Adobe Photoshop
This was a very delicate operation. Or… something like that.
‘ Follow me, don’t follow me…
I’ve got my spine, I’ve got my orange crush
Collar me, don’t collar me…
I’ve got my spine, I’ve got my orange crush’
– Orange Crush – R.E.M.
About this image: digital photograph (Canon 600D) lightly modified in Adobe Photoshop, printed and re-photographed digitally (Canon 600D) through ‘splattered’ glass – edited in Adobe Photoshop
Apparently I can remember a Sesame Street skit from 25 years ago, yet I have difficulty remembering what happened yesterday. *sigh* Have a great weekend, everyone!
Mr. Barber Man: “Snippity snip…”
– Sesame Street
About this image: digital photograph (Canon 600D) lightly modified in Adobe Photoshop
It might have been easier to photograph the baseball and smoke separately and then merge them in Photoshop, but… eh. Have a great weekend, everyone!
Crash Davis: “Relax, all right? Don’t try to strike everybody out. Strikeouts are boring! Besides that, they’re fascist. Throw some ground balls… it’s more democratic.”
– Kevin Costner – Bull Durham
About this image: digital photograph (Canon 600D) lightly modified in Adobe Photoshop
A highly questionable source of vitamin… anything (something tells me the FDA would not approve). From the, “Honey… you’ll never guess what the neighbor is spray-painting now!” series of randomness.
Jason: “Well, I’m gonna go make a protein shake.”
– Jason Segel – Knocked Up
About this image: digital photograph (Canon 600D) lightly modified in Adobe Photoshop
Did I just rock a bedazzled backdrop? Because… it seems like… that… just… happened.
Deb: “Okay, hold still right there. Now, just imagine you’re weightless, in the middle of the ocean, surrounded by tiny little seahorses. (*takes photo*) That was the one. I think that’s gonna come out really nice.”
– Tina Majorino – Napoleon Dynamite
About this image: digital photograph (Canon 600D) lightly modified in Adobe Photoshop
Behavior this odd (more cherry shenanigans here) just might get me excused from unpacking groceries in the future. So… that’s nice. Have a great weekend, everyone!
Gina: “Shock me, shock me, shock me with that deviant be-havior.”
– Renée Zellweger – Empire Records
About this image: digital photograph (Canon 600D) lightly modified in Adobe Photoshop
A detail of display at The World Bird Sanctuary. I believe this was from a Red-tailed Hawk, but the way my brain / memory works hiccups along, who knows.
Royal Tenenbaum: “Jiminy Crickets… that d**n bird must have radar in its brain!”
Gene Hackman – The Royal Tenenbaums
About this image: digital image taken with smart phone and heavily modified in Photoshop to replicate wet plate collodion
Refrigerator Magnate 