It’s a Two-for-Thursday! Because… you know… I couldn’t make up my mind. I just hope you weren’t expecting pens.
James Bond: “… not exactly Christmas, is it?”
Q: “Were you expecting an exploding pen? We don’t really go in for that anymore.”
– Daniel Craig & Ben Whishaw – Skyfall
About this image: digital photographs (Canon 600D) lightly modified in Adobe Photoshop
Gently used stamps taking a soak. That’s about all I’ve got today. I often have difficulty ‘using my words’, you know.
Q: “I… am a writer.” [applause]
– Rip Torn – Wonder Boys
About this image: digital photograph taken and modified with smart phone (minimally re-touched in Photoshop)
Recently discovered: coffee makers contain bits-n-pieces that are fun to photograph. Even if said machine does little to improve upon the taste of a glass of Coke. Have a great weekend, everyone!
Charlie Mackenzie: “Excuse me, miss… there seems to be a mistake… I believe I ordered the large cappuccino. HELLO! Look at the size of this thing!”
– Mike Myers – So I Married an Axe Murderer
About this image: digital photograph (Canon 300D) lightly modified (and slightly over-cooked) in Adobe Photoshop
Leave it to me to trash the entire blogosphere with a rapidly melting post. Now where did I leave that mop again?
Harry Dunne (with his tongue stuck to a frosty chairlift pole): “Hi there! Say, kids… you wouldn’t happen to have a cup of warm water, would ya?!”
– Jeff Daniels – Dumb & Dumber
About this image: digital photograph, lightly modified
So… don’t tell anybody, but… just between you and me… I think tea is kinda for the birds. Coke me, bro!
Dennis Reynolds: “Your voice needs to come off as elegant as your clothing… okay? So… try this, ‘would you like a spot of tea’? You, ‘yeeeEEEeeesssSSSss’!”
Mac McDonald: “Would you like a spot of tea? YeeEEeessSSss!”
Dennis Reynolds: “Draw it out more.”
Mac McDonald: “Draw it out more than that? More like… YeeeEEEeeesssSSSsss!”
– Rob McElhenney & Glenn Howerton – It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
About this image: digital media – vector art created with Adobe Illustrator and Photoshop
*buzz buzz buzz*
Security: “Sir, could you please empty your pockets and pass through again?”
Me: “That’s funny… I didn’t think I had anything on me… just a few coins…”
Security: “Okay, okay, just try it again, please.”
*buzz buzz buzz*
Security: “Okay, sir, I’m going to have to ask you just one more time…”
Me: “Oh, wait… you don’t think it could be this GIANT aluminum frame?!”
About this image: digital photography lightly manipulated
Refrigerator Magnate 